Through The Looking Glass

A gentleman, a rogue, a scholar.

I am an Ordained Dudeist Priest
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"I am in fact a Hobbit in all but size. I like gardens, trees, and unmechanized farmlands; I smoke a pipe, and like good plain food (unrefrigerated), but detest French cooking; I like, and even dare to wear in these dull days, ornamental waistcoats. I am fond of mushrooms (out of a field); have a very simple sense of humor (which even my appreciative critics find tiresome); I go to bed late and get up late (when possible). I do not travel much." - J.R.R. Tolkien

  • waking up: haha fuck

And people say there’s nothing wrong with my arm.


"free trial"


"all we need is your credit card information"


(via thelandofnightmares)

Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.
Terry Pratchett, Going Postal (via myrcellas)

(via epicwinsauce)


In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via maskedmoongazer)

the man from blackwater